“So little time and so little to do.”

“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”

“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’”

“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”